Home may definitely be where the heart is, and I am a proud New Englander and would not want it any other way, but it's a big friggin' world out there that is waiting to be explored and enjoyed. And the last time I checked, I still haven't received my medal for enduring -20 below temperatures and 3 hours of daylight for the situation we refer to as winter in these parts. I want to go for a run and wash my car in December, not call on a search team to find my ballsack.
We're proud of you, Home Slice, and look forward to some good times back in my old stomping grounds of Charlotte, the Queen City.
3 comments:
You should definitely get a decal immediately of Calvin taking a whiz on some number or auto maker logo for your car.
Yup --
The obligatory Calvin pissing on NASCAR number (Jeff Gordon's 24 seems popular to despise) and tying yourself into the tobacco industry -- both the way to go. Naked lady mudflaps? Always popular. And enjoy the South, where Mac and Cheese counts as a vegetable choice. Aww yeah.
dcat, y'all
Those Vermont plates won't last long. I would have to imagine that almost every facet of owning a car will be cheaper in Charlotte than in Burlington once you register there.
dcat
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