Thailand's Chiang Mai Zoo on Monday resorted to artificially inseminating a female panda after failing to stimulate a natural liaison between two pandas on loan from China with some bear pornography.
"We have to admit that the panda pornography failed," said Sopol Damnui, director of Thailand's Zoological Park Organisation.
The organisation had been piping in panda porn to the air-conditioned cage of Chuang Chuang, six, and Lin Hui, five, at the Chiang Mai Zoo since March 26 in the hopes that the scenes of explicit sex would prove an inspiration for the inexperienced couple.
Such a well-hatched scheme did not yield fruit? I must say that I am shocked.
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