Now, I’m not one for perpetuating stereotypes or anything, but according to the BBC, large condoms are being manufactured for South African men whose… uh… well let’s just say that “A large number of South African men are bigger and complain about condoms being uncomfortable and too small," said Durex manager Stuart Roberts.
In totally unrelated news, the percentage of plane tickets to South Africa by female singles organizations has gone up 200% since the BBC story broke.
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Derek, you know you lived in South Africa for a while. You know what that means? Huh? Huh? You do, don't you? Sly dog.
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