Wedding Crasher, New Bern Style

Another weekend must mean another wedding (I have three in a five week span, starting with last week's "What happens in Scranton stays in Scranton" Thunderfest). I will thus be gone, this time to New Bern, North Carolina, but dcat will, as ever, be in capable hands. This time I am going with the girlfriend (actually, it's her friend's wedding), and my only hope is that no one gets hurt when she uses every ounce of her 105 pounds o' fury to get to that bouquet.