Home may definitely be where the heart is, and I am a proud New Englander and would not want it any other way, but it's a big friggin' world out there that is waiting to be explored and enjoyed. And the last time I checked, I still haven't received my medal for enduring -20 below temperatures and 3 hours of daylight for the situation we refer to as winter in these parts. I want to go for a run and wash my car in December, not call on a search team to find my ballsack.
We're proud of you, Home Slice, and look forward to some good times back in my old stomping grounds of Charlotte, the Queen City.
You should definitely get a decal immediately of Calvin taking a whiz on some number or auto maker logo for your car.
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ReplyDeleteThe obligatory Calvin pissing on NASCAR number (Jeff Gordon's 24 seems popular to despise) and tying yourself into the tobacco industry -- both the way to go. Naked lady mudflaps? Always popular. And enjoy the South, where Mac and Cheese counts as a vegetable choice. Aww yeah.
dcat, y'all
Those Vermont plates won't last long. I would have to imagine that almost every facet of owning a car will be cheaper in Charlotte than in Burlington once you register there.
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